Every time I talk to my butt it just says “Pfff!” like it’s not even listening to me, what an asshole!
Haiku Detat - Mike Aaron & Eddie (Boreta Remix)
Awesome workout music.
Every time I see “All-Purpose Cleaner” I think “All-Porpoise Cleaner” and then I’m sad I don’t have a Porpoise to clean…
I lost 6 lbs just eating veggies, it has sucked the big wiener in the sky… I am drinking alcohol though, going strictly veggies though is quite stupid.