You dang Tumblr people, with your drunken buffoonery and muffin pounding!
I'm Making Elk Meatballs
Bow chicka wow wow!
Shit Cunt Tit Mother Fucking Pudenda!
What? Cussing helps relieve stress.
I Am So High
On Melatonin… Things just got Zzzz!
After watching Lethal Weapon I’ve always wanted to fight someone on a lawn while a sprinkler is going uncontrollably. And slow-mo shoot Gary Busey.
Both of my computers are officially dead
Well, the hard drives in each computer have esploded. Wake up after 12 hours of sleep feeling like crap and my computer dies.
I need about, 10 buckets of coffee.
I feel like a bag of flappy tits this morning, perfect timing too because it’s just about my weekend. :-/
My Review of Hangover II
Everyone got a bit richer, it shows. Assholes. Thanks for the same movie.